Anthony Jeselnik: thoughts and prayers

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  1. DrivenByDemons

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    Out on Netflix. Love that dude. Check it out its good.
     
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    How you kids doin' tonight?

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    cool thread
     
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    Dane Cook is better
     
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    Nikka you crazy
     
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    I watched Amy Schumer host snl yesterday. Her monologue was funny.

    She looked super fat though.
     
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    I think Dane Cook is funny
     
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    Her show is better than her standup. She has great skits.
     
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    a better WHAT? FAAAAG? YEAH. NO SHIT.

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    This isn't about the singer from Testament.
     
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    He's not Jeselnik funny. Jeselnik needs to post here. Dude is dark as fuck.
     
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    chelsea peretti is ok if you like a whiny LI jewish comedienne
     
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    stop it
     
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    But those tits
     
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    Natasha Leggeros is my favorite female at the moment.
     
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    I love his dark shit. :jj:

    I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
     
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    You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.
     
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    You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.
     
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    Ah, that classic Jewish last name.
    I can't tell you how many perretis I see wandering around my temple
     
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    I think her stand up is better than her show. She tries too hard on the show. I'd be a big fan if she would just act like she did in Trainwreck.