Antichrist Joe Francis out of prison, sex tape w/gorgeous new GF "stolen"

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  1. Quite Frankly

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/joe_francis_sex_tape_being_shopped_UmlKJcaVUyvYuDws2nF2RN

    Here's his new gal pal, who won a skanky GGW "competition" (her parents must be so proud):
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    Joe Francis apparently has first-hand experience going wild on camera.
    A "hardcore" sex tape starring the “Girls Gone Wild†founder and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson is currently being shopped to various media outlets, The Post has confirmed.
    Francis said the x-rated footage was on the iPad of his girlfriend when the device was pilfered a few weeks ago at LAX airport. The video is said to be professional quality.
    "I'm a connoisseur of pornography," Francis said. "I'm Steven Spielberg when it comes to this."
    The tycoon — who was recently convicted of misdemeanor counts of assault and false imprisonment — seems upset that the tape is around and is threatening criminal and civil action if the footage with is released. He is confident that police will arrest the creep who is trying to sell the tape.

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    Francis and Wilson are appearing on a VH1 reality show, "Couples Therapy," which debuts June 12. But he denies he is pulling a Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian porn leak to boost ratings.
    "We will never sign a release. You will never see this tape. This is not a publicity stunt," Francis said. "I just want my property returned to me and for this criminal to be arrested and prosecuted."
     
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    looks like he's been to see beth's grandma.
     
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    They look like they both got a facelift from the same doctor and she doesn't look a day over 16 1/2 years old..
     
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    That girl was built, put on this earth to make sex tapes. She should do nothing else.
     
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    Here's Abbey's "pick me" video (NSFW)
    http://www.girlsgonewild.com/hottest-girl-in-america/Abbey_Lauren




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    The Joker
     
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    why are these girls doing this? not good enough for playboy but too good for anal porn?
     
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    It's a whole Oklahoma thing, don't ask....besides watching corn grow, all there is to do there is cook meth...she moved to L.A. - and instead of waiting tables - met this "famous" guy and swooned.

    I seriously can't believe the GGW brand has survived, it is SO pre-internet, such a quaint 90s relic.
     
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    he also looks very apelike.
     
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    Okay.... WHY IS IT BEING CALLED A "SEX TAPE" IF IT WAS RECORDED DIGITALLY AND ON AN IPAD??!! Jesus, people are so stupid.
     
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    a lot of ppl still have dial up internet and insomnia i guess
     
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    what are we supposed to call it, a sex file?
     
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    idk why do people still say "records" or "albums", "xerox"...chill the fuck out
     
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    just call it a sex video
     
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    Thats what i'm sayin Scott Baio's Penis