WTF Anxiety Part Two: Relationship Advice

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    As some of you may know, I come to the Dawgshed for all my major life decisions.

    Anyway, the girl I have been casually seeing over the past few months has really escalated things this past week.
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    I want to put on the brakes a bit without, y'know, ruining things, i.e. adversely affecting my good time.

    Any advice?
     
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  2. Daveindiego

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    Cut and run.

    Quickly.
     
  3. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep VIP

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    lyfe?
     
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    Pic of the girl?
     
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    She can't spell for shit!
     
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    yes it's about time.
     
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    Which side of the conversation are you?

    Your name is Callie?
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Don't complain. I'd cut out a testicle for a 20-something chick to be in love with me.
     
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    Exactly, otherwise I'm convinced you're texting your cousin or something
     
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  11. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    That "lyfe" comment set my teeth on edge.
     
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    Just keep on doing this until you actively want more or less from her. As soon as you even smell an ultimatum coming just run the fuck away. No one needs ultimatums ever.
     
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    Does she drive for lyft?
     
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    Meh, don't sweat it. She'll get drunk and fuck some dude and you'll have your out.

    But in the meantime:

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    Crazy young women are God's gift.
     
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    Show her your posts here. That should slow things down a bit.