WTF Anxiety Part Two: Relationship Advice

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Girl stuff
     
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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Cut and run.

    Quickly.
     
  3. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    lyfe?
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    Pic of the girl?
     
  6. asseater

    asseater Active Member

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    She can't spell for shit!
     
  7. oski

    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    yes it's about time.
     
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    Which side of the conversation are you?

    Your name is Callie?
     
  9. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Don't complain. I'd cut out a testicle for a 20-something chick to be in love with me.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Exactly, otherwise I'm convinced you're texting your cousin or something
     
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  11. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    That "lyfe" comment was something
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Just keep on doing this until you actively want more or less from her. As soon as you even smell an ultimatum coming just run the fuck away. No one needs ultimatums ever.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Does she drive for lyft?
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Meh, don't sweat it. She'll get drunk and fuck some dude and you'll have your out.

    But in the meantime:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Crazy young women are God's gift.
     
  20. Divorce Chicken

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    Show her your posts here. That should slow things down a bit.