WTF Anxiety Part Two: Relationship Advice

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    Girl stuff
     
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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Cut and run.

    Quickly.
     
  3. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    lyfe?
     
  4. oski

    oski Yes. That is my picture. Gold

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    Pic of the girl?
     
  6. asseater

    asseater Active Member

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    She can't spell for shit!
     
  7. oski

    oski Yes. That is my picture. Gold

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    yes it's about time.
     
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    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Which side of the conversation are you?

    Your name is Callie?
     
  9. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Don't complain. I'd cut out a testicle for a 20-something chick to be in love with me.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Exactly, otherwise I'm convinced you're texting your cousin or something
     
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  11. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    That "lyfe" comment was something
     
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  12. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Just keep on doing this until you actively want more or less from her. As soon as you even smell an ultimatum coming just run the fuck away. No one needs ultimatums ever.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Does she drive for lyft?
     
  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    slab0meat negative creep

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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Meh, don't sweat it. She'll get drunk and fuck some dude and you'll have your out.

    But in the meantime:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Crazy young women are God's gift.
     
  20. Divorce Chicken

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    Show her your posts here. That should slow things down a bit.