Entertainment Any asexuals among us Shedder's?

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have a buddy who I'm 99% sure is asexual. He hasn't "come out" as an asexual yet though.

    No real point to this thread. I was just thinking about how sorry I feel for the asexuals of the world.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh snap son i love the Shredder
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Bounce bounce bounce, yummy yummy, nom nom nom.


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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    If by that you mean virgins?


    Yes...many...:nojj:
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    By choice or...?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Smores Bars?????
     
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    i'm 100% heterosexual

    would a peek at my internet history and hard drive put this statement into question?
    possibly

    but none of you fucks can prove anything
     
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    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sexual orientation is not a choice.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    @Snotty
     
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    A good friend of mine is 33 years old, makes a hell of a good living, and still lives in his parents basement. We've never really talked about it because we're dudes, but I'm almost 100% positive he is a virgin. He is super religious too.

    So he's either a closet case, or asexual.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Why does everyone have to share their sexuality?
     
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    Are Asexuals people who just don't want to have sex at all or, people who just can't make it happen?

    I'm sure there's a lot of people in here, mostly dudes, who identify as hetero but, haven't had sex in a very, very long time.

    Just a hunch.
     
  15. Sleep

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    Lots of dry dick here, I reckon.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    @garypagetwo lives an entirely sexless life. People like him are the real heroes.
     
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    Jail bait?
     
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    People who just aren't interested in sex with anyone. No masturbation too, I think.
     
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    One thing I'm sure of in life.
    I'm not asexual.
     
  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    A few women too. And they're cute and adorable!