WTF Any bee experts?

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  1. McLennison

    McLennison VIP Extreme Gold

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    A carpenter bee the size of an eagle bore a hole in my mailbox post. I hate to pay an exterminator for five seconds of work. Wouldn't wasp spray kill it? Drench the sucker with that poison and he'd have to die, no? Wifey refuses to get the mail and I'm not looking forward to it either.
     
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    Just put chewing gum over the hole, he'll get trapped inside, blow a bubble and float off
     
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    I bet there are some bee experts out in the world somewhere.
     
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    It should... don't shake the can or hold it upside down.
     
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    Are you sure it was a bee?
     
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    Stick your water house in it and flush him out, then step in the waterlogged fucker when he hits the ground.
     
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    Stick your penis in the hole
     
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    bees are our friends.
     
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    speaking for myself, of course.
     
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    Carpenter bees don't sting they just destroy your house. It's the one thing we hire for. We get our house sprayed every year. There have been major issue with carpenter bees in my area.
     
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    dawg will now post a video of a bee attack.

    23 minutes long.
     
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    Exterminator? Just kill the fucking thing. It's not rocket science.
     
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    My husband had to pull a dead squirrel out of the attic wall last night. We heard scratching a few months back and I told him that fucker never got out. Then it was like 90 degrees and that's when I smelled it. :puke:
     
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    The only thing that will take care of that thing is an M80
     
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