Any dudes that post here think Slippy could beat your ass?

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  1. Splash

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    I could take her, easy
     
  2. Kanye West

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    id love to wrestle with her in bed
     
  3. Senator Rick

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    I don't hit women. That said, if attacked I'd be forced to defend myself with my walker.
     
  4. Splash

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    I think I would laugh if a chick ever tried to fight me
     
  5. Splash

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    Well, yeah. I'd let her put me in a leg lock. I don't care if it was front or back
     
  6. HAL

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    I'd fuck her while she is on the rag
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    She the kind of girl that brings a knife to a chair fight.
     
  8. Kanye West

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    id finger her while she was on the rag
     
  9. Splash

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    Take the tennis balls off the legs for maximum damage
     
  10. Gomez

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    when I'm done with her, she'd be calling me Papi.
     
  11. Splash

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    Whoa nigga, no weapons. Fisticuffs. Hair pulling, titty twisters, ect
     
  12. HAL

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    shut the fuck up Kanye West
     
  13. Porn Stache

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    I think I could take her, but it wouldn't be easy, and I'm sure she'd cause plenty of pain.
     
  14. Splash

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    :nono:
     
  15. Splash

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    I think she thinks she's tougher than she is. I think she could take Blarg and Billy Brown. That's about it.
     
  16. Senator Rick

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    I blame the Alzheimer's for having to be reminded of these things.
     
  17. beatlejaws

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    definitely, i would be toast
     
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    eat shit HAL
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    I'm sure there are a couple of women alive that could kick my ass but Slippy isn't one of them.