WTF Any Dude's Try Extenze?

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    So I was buying rubbers today for my frisky 22 year old and I saw some Extenze. Thought why not? I took one before my sexual romp and I looked like Satan roasted in the fires of hell. I was on fire. What the fuck? Anyone had this reaction?
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    That would be awesome if a pill makes your dick bigger....sadly if you have a small cock you're fucked. Believe me, I know. Learn how to eat pussy, Gents if you're on the short end of the stick.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Staff Member DawgShed News POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    What if you have a small tongue?
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Staff Member DawgShed News POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    My dick is foot six seven. Well, minus the 6 and 7.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Good question. Bury your face in her snatch and suffocate yourself. That's what I'd do.
     
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    Thankfully I have a midget cock for her midget pussy so we are cool.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I hear you, brother.
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    One time on college a friend dared me to take two packets of those gas station virility pills. I partied all night, but no erection :(
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    They set my ass on fire. I looked like the devil.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Staff Member DawgShed News POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    My dad has a huge dick, but my mom is only 5'1. She didn't breast feed me. Her fault!
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    She did do two pull-ups on my penis before sex so maybe it was okay.
     
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    Snake oil
     
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    havent tried it, but I hear that anyone can and should :grad:

     
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    Use your finger!
    Dial 516-922-WINE
     
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    @Schmoopy swears by them before a 10 hour marathon jerkoff sesh.
     
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    Don't bring that degenerate fag weirdo in one of my threads, please.
     
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    Seriously if a pill could make your dick or boobs bigger wtf is it doing to the rest of your body?
     
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    It makes you charismatic, funny, and handsome
     
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