Any fans of Happy Asian Ending massages?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    It's all the teasing during the massage part that gets you so worked up. By the time they get down to the big finish with oil and two hands... Good luck trying to hold out.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I'm a big fan of the porn series.
     
  3. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    never been Schmoop?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I only went to one but it wasn't Asian. I got a ginger.
     
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    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    you're not exchanging DNA

    I don't see why it's a big deal. Massaging a body part, etc
     
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    I've had a few creepy guys try to cross the line during massages, one explicitly asked if he could give me a sexual massage. A chiropractor used a vibrator on my ass when I had a neck injury claiming it would help my neck by getting my spine in alignment. lolol
     
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    All were white guys, no Asians.
     
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    I've been going to the wrong chiropractor.
     
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    lolol the sad thing was I knew it was ridiculous but was too intimidated to speak up.
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Dr. Sublux?
     
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    2 cup. :grad:
     
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    :yes:
     
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    Had a happy ending massage? Where I had to pay for it? No.
     
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    Definitely rings a bell
     
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    :jj::wtf:
     
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    I went for a regular massage in a place in a mall. One Asian woman was talking to another as she worked on me. I had no idea what they were saying but I could tell it was becoming increasingly argumentative. All of a sudden a fist fight broke out right over me, then they started throwing kicks. There were little flying fists of fury seemingly all around me. I ended up hiding behind a rice paper screen to avoid injury.
     
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    I've never even paid for a massage.:dontknow:
     
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    When I went to Europe last month I had a 5 hour layover in Frankfurt. I was alone so I planned on going into the city for a massage. I found a great place online that pretty much did anything and it was affordable and had great reviews. The one thing I didn't factor in was by the time I got there it was 4AM German time and they weren't open. :nocheer:
     
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    I've had dreams like that.