Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too, Feb 21, 2014.
Asking for a friend.
Phil seems tense...
Pulmonary Embolism???? Sorry you are gonna die.
Tell the teacher you left your sneakers at school
Like I said. tense.
I always found a note from my mother brought from home go me out of PE
I'm feeling too lazy to make an erectile dysfunction spinoff.
I'd wear boots. It works.
move to New Mexico?
My first real GF told me she had to do everything but a tap dance to get me off! 45 minutes or longer was easy, but you have to be cognizant of the fact that women get their tissue rubbed raw pretty easily, so you need to concentrate and often give a "helping hand" if you know it's too much time so as to risk her discomfort. Also, obviously if she is rubbed raw, and you're rubbed raw, the chances are greatly increased of transmission of any number of blood-borne diseases. A couple girls could get me off purely vaginally, and I'd have married one of them, but after 5-6 years I realized she was more of a space cadet than I'd ever given her credit for. When she started spouting off basic tenets of Scientology in bed, I new we were done. I grew up Catholic, and Scientologists make Catholic indoctrination seem like the Cub Scouts.
I can never wear a rubber; I will never come. I blame the circumcision for all my problems. Having a foreskin might make the cock look a little "edgy," but trust me your dickhead is no place to just start arbitrarily start lopping-off pieces of skin like a fucking Bonsai tree!