Entertainment Any hour now a glitter bomb will be going off

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  1. oldpaddy

    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    At a BMW dealership. I sent one to a friend of mine and the tracking says it's out for delivery.
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    Will it work right and cover him and his desk with pink glitter?
    Will his boss be angry or think it's funny?
    Will I lose a friend?
    So many questions. Time will tell.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  3. oldpaddy

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    That's what I had for dinner last night! I cooked it perfect too. Medium rare, on a bed of pilaf, and drowned in bernaise sauce. I also cooked corn on the grill. Obviously still in their husks. It was good!

    How's the wrist?
     
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    The carbs were making you fat, anyway.
     
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    Sounds great but, you lost me at the "drowned in Bernaise sauce". :nono:

    I'm a purist when it comes to meat.

    Grilled corn is a nice touch. :up:
     
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    I usually am too, but this was a cheap London broil. I'd never put any sauce on a filet, strip, strips, roast, etc. I get angry when my wife or kids use a dipping sauce on their beef. Like BBQ or horseradish.
     
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    Where did you buy it ? The glitter thing ... not the shitty food.
     
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    OMFG, what kind of a fucking lunatic sends glitter bombs.

    "Hello, FBI, we have a problem..."
     
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    I would send this to my boss in a heartbeat if I knew where to purchase.
     
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    But you're the one who told me to do it last week! You said everybody loves a glitter bomb!!!!
     
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    $20 on Ebay.
    And fuck you dong! Cock monkey!
     
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    I'm certifiably insane!!

    Who listens to me?!!
     
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    I did. :tumble:
    I hold your opinions in high regard.
    You said it would be funny. I was on the fence until I read your comment.
     
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    It's not too late to run down there and do the right thing

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    Nah, I still think it'll be pretty funny. I'm sure it's a team of uppity asshole salesmen. I so wish I could watch it happen. I'm praying it works right. I still haven't decided if I'll admit to it.
     
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    Glitter in the eyes. A lovely way to start the day.

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    Isn't it a little early to be drinking? No judgement.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    I thought no one. Apparently I'm wrong again.
     
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