Any job suggestions to make $40,000/yr where I don`t have to sell anything?

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  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I have been doing sales for 30 years,and hated most of the 30 years.Can anyone suggest a job where i can stay in town,and make $40,000 and not have to sell anything?
     
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    Apply for VA benefits?
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    meant this for the bar,oh well, no one cares anyways. i am not a vet,so can`t get benefits
     
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    Become a nurse. Or a sales manger.
     
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    Sperm donations.... or collections, depending on your preference!
     
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    A guy I know went from purchaser to nurse. Trouble is,not much for that type of thing.Wanted to be a Sterntype on air guy but gave up after years of minor successes and tons of rejection.
     
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    Before Howard, Beth had a job modeling in Saudi Arabia... Um.... Europe. I know it isn't staying in your town, but it pays far better than $40k a year and you get to spend a lot of time in bed.
     
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    shot lots of sperm,could have sold it I guess,too late.Made 2 kids at least.
     
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    Yah,an arab sheik,he would only want to kill a jew like me.
     
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    El manual labor
     
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    need hip replacement,so not really.Robbery has tempted me,but prison doesn`t
     
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    Kill 2 birds with one stone. Robbery=$$$. Jail= excercising hip running from Bubba !
     
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    Got a good point. In a small shower or small cell,where am I going to run?
     
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    Get a cdl and drive a truck.
     
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    Well then, at least your knees are healthy.....:sex:
     
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    Hey, there's an idea! :idea:
     
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    Not Howard related. His underlings make WELLLLLL below this.
     
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    Are you hawt? Can you cook? Maybe you can hook a nice a lawyer.
     
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