Any New Year resolutions?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Dec 28, 2012.

  1. FCCstandards

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    I'm cutting back on my drinking.



    At least until the 2nd.
     
  2. reno

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    I broke all my resolutions already. Why waste time?
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

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    I'm going to laugh out loud at least 3 times each day.


    In other words, I will continue to not listen to the HSS and visit here more often.
     
  4. AlPachinosBaby

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    To not smack annoying persons in my life upside the head.









    Just straight across the face.
     
  5. harlock

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    Gotta stop smoking...:grr:
     
  6. Robert Higgins

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    ever since I gave up giving up things for new years it's worked like a charm.
     
  8. Anfkid

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    when i roll up to the dialysis center and i see people without legs smoking i get so fucking mad. why even bother? give it up bro. its doing nothing but killing you. its not a line. it really is killing you.
     
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    i just want to be healthy and normal again.
     
  10. harlock

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    I know. I've cut way down in preparation. It's really hard.
     
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    I really need to get vegucated.
     
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    i stopped smoking after college cold turkey. gum and crunching ice helped
     
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    I want to become a Thetan 5 so I can see faster, think louder and be better in-tune with harmful vibrations.
     
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    Bragger.
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    I want to be a Cleared Theta Clear, and make my own universe.
     
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    Don't make a mockery out of this, you fucking Targzissian big-nosed motherfucker! You see?
     
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    Fuck you Skreed!
     
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    Shot out to Hyawatha and Lupicia.
    And her little dog, Ember. Motherfucker.
     
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    drink every brand of malt liquor available within a 50 mile radius