Any of you girls have big hands like Beth?

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  1. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Are man-hands common now with broads who have grown up with hormone-injected food? Show us your digits. If not, how long are your digits from the wrist? Beth's look like 3/4 length of an American ruler. Do you have longer fingers/bigger hands than your hubby?

    Sorry I went all @bennymuso on you! Haha. Kidding, Benny! (I love your inquisitive manner!)
     
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    No :coffee:
     
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    i dated a girl once with big hands
    she was dutch--so she wasn't exactly petite
    it was kinda hot getting a hand job from her-it was also pretty unsettling that i thought it was pretty hot
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    No, and I am tall. Beth's proportions everywhere seem completely out of whack
     
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    I have long fingers but they are in proportion to the rest of me.
    Beefus is so odd.
     
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    Real hand,real time. Looks pretty normal I guess
    ,although I def have my mother's hands.
     
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    Pooh, I love your bracelet!! :up:
     
  9. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    5'11....nothing on me large....but that moooose. Why stop at hands?

    The following are large and misshapen

    Its head
    Its feet
    Its mouth
    Its teeth
    Its shoulders
    Its thighs
    Its hips
    Its ego

    That's why I call it monster moooose and I find it extremely insulting that thing says its not just a modoe, its a world famous runway modoe. I weigh less than one of monsters thighs.

    That giant scary monster needs to STFU and go away.

    F mutt
     
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    @monsoon, have you ever posted any of your modeling pics or you don't feel comfortable doing it with the creepy pervs on here? :snicker:
     
  11. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    I'm 5'8", but my bones are tiny. Hands and wrists are delicate, and my shoe size is 7 1/2-8.

    Tall and thin, nothing like that beastly Moose, who thinks she is an international supermodel.
     
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    :secret: She has Marfansbergers

    @ARM @SomerSky
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I'm still try to work. I would never shoot myself in the foot..:giggle:
    I'm hoping right now to land a skincare line. I've done infomercial type work.
    I could do it. I just hope I'm not too old.


    F mutt
     
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    I was always under the impression that only guys with small peckers were concerned with the size of a girl's hands.
     
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    Penguins dont have hands so shouldnt be answering this question. :p
     
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    How tall would you guess Beth actually is (since we know she lies about it)?
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Pooh Bear why you change your cute avatar for one that Beth is going to lok like in 20 years?
     
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    You know what they say about a woman with long hands...
     
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    ...they make your penis look that much smaller...:coffee:







    :c
     
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    There's no way that hand belongs to Madame!