any of you going to church today?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I sure as fuck aint. Now that I'm agnostic, Ima jack off, eat a cheese burger, then jack off again ....all in the name of Jesus, of course.
     
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    If you call the icehouse church then yes, yes I am.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    noice :jerk:
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    no strip club in my town :nocheer:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I just knowingly ate a Chicago dog. Ive finally accepted that I just don't give a fuck anymore.
     
  6. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Did you read that book yet?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    No :nocheer:

    I'm plumbing a house right now on the side and haven't had any free time. I am forcing myself to start it Monday. Does it have to do anything with Chicago dogs and Jesus?
     
  8. nazdrowie

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    i'm bringing a bloody steak with me to mass.
     
  9. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Nope, but its a damn good book. :)

    That's hot.
     
  10. MatthewT

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    book? :munch:
     
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    I'm born and raised Protestant.........had to go to church my entire young life. Sunday school, all of the holidays.

    Haven't been since my grandma died though, and have no intentions of going again. God and I have our own personal agreement. She agrees that I shouldn't get up at 7 on Sundays, or spend holidays on a hard wooden bench for hours while trying to stay awake.
     
  12. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    "The Basketball Diaries"

    I told him to read it quite a few weeks back. He bought it, but has been too busy to read it.
     
  13. Markijuano

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    Not today but we do 6am Mass on Easter instead of our regular 8:30 due to those who go once a year get there this weekend. 6am Mass is cool nothing but nuns and old folks
     
  14. LonghornJ

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    this god of yours ..... is she hawt? :jerk:
     
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    Heroine much? Lulz
     
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    I thought your god had a moose cock;)
     
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    "coming of age in an urban environment"

    :bigthink

    looks interesting :up:
     
  19. MatthewT

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    when you make up your own god, it can have whatever you want on it :jj:
     
  20. LonghornJ

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    There's some gay shit in it... just sayin'