Any of you guys ever feel like your life needs a re-boot?

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  1. RenchFries

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    Right now I do. But it such a mind-fuck, because this is what I'm supposed to want.

    I live in a pretty cool apartment in the city and I got a steady job, but I'm pretty miserable. I'm tired of the city, tired of the people that live there and sitting in an office all day is sucking the soul out of me, man. I live close to friends, but I feel like I'm growing apart from a lot of them. They're into going to techno parties and doing drugs and I don't care for that shit.

    I'm in my late twenties, so there's still time. I want to move and live elsewhere; fuck wasting my best years on shit I hate and don't care for. I'm going to start working on a plan.:punch:
     
  2. RenchFries

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    Wah.
     
  3. Daveindiego

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    Go smoke some weed, and settle the fuck down.

    :c
     
  4. AmishGirl

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    You always said you wanted to move to The States; now's the time .... :cheer2:
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    negged
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

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    I can relate. I've given a lot of thought to relocating lately and staying over. Oh well.
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    You could always be like my Dutch neighbor. Move to America, marry a fat American woman, live in the country and raise cattle. Oh, yeah, he also owns 35 houses in Portland, Or. outright.
     
  8. Johnnykstaint

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    I have in the past...i was 36 at the time and it probably saved my life.
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    Obama's still in office.:wtf:
     
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    I'm high right now, and it makes it even more clear to me that my current life is making me miserable.
     
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    I Sign up for the green card lottery every year. No luck yet.

    Where do you live and where do you want to go?

    Please share the story.

    Does it have to be a fat one? You guys also have a ton of really hot ones.
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    negged again for lying, shit mult!
     
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    Don't listen to this old lonely piece of shit.


    Go get some pussy. Go hang out with some women. Go flirt with pretty girl at a bar. Go bang some 19yo chicks who live with their parents and will be impressed by stupid shit like you having a nice apartment. Go to Vegas with your buddies and bang some random chick you will never see again. Go fucking live life instead of sitting at home whining on the internets like some type of faggot. You're young for God's sake.
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    Minnesota. Someplace warmer. Don't really know where.
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    That's why you marry a fat one. They're easier to get and will support you through the citizenship process.
     
  16. zhukov

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    Nope

    but if you do, I understand
     
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    Vegas is for losers. Loser
     
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    Key words: Portland, Or.

    I think I could buy 5 houses up there with the loose bills in my wallet. :c
     
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    You're not doing it right. :fil:
     
  20. Tommy

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    get a job on a cruise ship, take a leave of absence, put your shit in storage and do that for the summer. If that can't clear your head, nothing will.