Stern Show Any of you guys spandex-wearing cyclers?

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  1. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    I'm looking to get a hitch-mounted bike rack on the back of my Infiniti QX80 but I want one that makes it really easy to alter the angle and pop open the hatchback without taking the bikes on and off. Any one using a similar rack?

    Anyone cycling on this board? Anyone going outside? Stern-related because of tight pants.
     
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    buncha faggits wearing spandex uniforms on the weekends :jj:
     
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    This.
     
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    I ride a Harley. Tee shirt, jeans, boots and gloves.
     
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    asiwouldsay Well-Known Member

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    What kinda rack?
     
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    I prefer 34D
     
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    I own and ride 2 single speed mountain bikes. Mostly on the streets and trails around my house. No need for a rack or a faggoty spandex race uniform.
     
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    Luggage rack on the back. The Mrs. doesn't travel light.
     
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    Tickle Shits Don't Dox my bro Gold

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    Spandex under shorts so your nuts and ass don't take a beating. Straight spandex is extremely gay.
     
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    I wanna stuff my balls into some spandex and take a road trip.
     
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    If I
    Go ride, bike shorts(but padded) under my regular gym shorts.
    Thanks.
     
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    Thats a good idea. My nuts do get banged up sometimes.
     
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    This thread is making me realize I'm a hack. I never thought about the nut-protection aspect.
     
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    Nothing more annoying than those spandex wearing douchebags riding in the middle of the road because they think they are so important

    Get back to the bath house you bunch of fruits
     
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    Take off your front wheel and stuff your bike in your back seat.


    Here you go.


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    Which model?
     
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    Gee thanks. I can't do that because I'm going full urban dad. I've got the toddler in the car seat in back and I'm lugging along a baby trailer as well. No one here uses a rack I guess.
     
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    A 2006 Harley FLSTN.
     
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    That looks perfect! I also love that its not $400. Those pics illustrate it particularly well too.