Entertainment Any of you have experience hiring the illegals that sit outside Home Depot and Lowe's?

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    I have some yard work I could use help with.

    Is it safe? What do I pay them?
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Perfectly safe.
     
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    Safe. Used them many times. They work hard. If you want them to really busy their ass, keep giving them water.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    They'd toss me on jail and throw away the key.
     
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    Do you not have teenagers in the neighborhood to hire?
     
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    It's safe. It helps to speak Spanish
     
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    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    120 bucks a day, water and lunch

    Make sure you give them clear direction and stay on top of them. Find the one out of the group you pick, that speaks the best english and he's your go to guy
     
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    Some can get good crank.
     
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    Don't do it. Hire a legit company that will give you a FAIR price. The fact that Home Depot lets the assholes block up the parking lots pisses me off. I have to dodge these fuckers to find a place to park. Don't hire them, especially to bring to your home.
     
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    zingger Who's next? Gold

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    Dumb. That's what I want to pay for. A bunch of millenial pussies that don't know how to get shit done
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i only hire licensed bonded contractors to do anything i need done around here. if one of those home depot guys or any person w/o a contractors license gets hurt on your property they could sue you and youd be responsible for their medical treatment too.
     
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    in NY they're in many corners on the street and if you offer less than than $10 an hour they'll walk away
     
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    Just do what I said. I'm a seasoned vet
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    First a test. Pull up, roll down your window and yell out "Any of you know brain surgery?" See how many of them raise their hands and rush your car.
     
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    You get caught hiring them in Oregon they'll get you for being an unlicensed contractor (assuming you're not one) That's like 3 to 5 grand.
     
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    So am I and I wouldn't hire them.
     
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    You ain't no me
     
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    Sounds like that's a good thing