Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Edgar, Feb 18, 2012.
This guy is available.
ok I clicked, that's kinda funny
Next time just post the listing, not the link, dummy.
Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player. Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 59801. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a MOUNTAIN LINE bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Since I use the bus, it is impractical for me to bring my amp, so you must provide a suitable amp for me to use, preferably an Ampeg SVT. If you pick me up, I can bring my amp, but since it's only 30 watts, everyone will need to play at a lower volume so as not to bury me in the mix. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.
Too much work. Thanks for doing my heavy lifting.
Listing poster available for PAYING GIGS ONLY.
Sounds quite reasonable. Bass players are so rare, and in great demand.
I'd hire him, sounds like a class act
I think it's Krist Novoselic.
Hilarious. I'm only 200 miles away from him!
I hope you don't want to hire him. That $5 per mile charge can get expensive. Sounds like he may be worth it though.
I actually think he's a likeable fellow, but maybe not the most dynamic bass player.
that is messed up