Any of you scumbags do charity work?

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  1. Swayze

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    I'm talkin soup kitchens, planting trees etc
     
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    I kill snakes.
     
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    And cats
     
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    fuck.
     
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    Yeah
     
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    Yes.
     
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    I have a sponsored child in Zambia but she looks like a different black child in every photo. I don't think she even exists.
     
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    :goatse:
     
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    Last time I was doing something charitable, I was cleaning a nearby park and a pack of homeless people with severe disfigurements kept asking me what I was doing. After I told them, they started pushing and shoving me around, they knocked me down and shoved my face into the dirt. One woman took a shit on my head and started rubbing it all in my hair and down my back. Then the big guy kicked me in the balls and threw me in the creek. They took off all my clothes and threw them up in the trees. A cop came by and saw the whole thing, he put all the bad homesless guys into the car and drove off.
     
  11. Swayze

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    I know exactly how you feel
     
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    Ugh who did you used to be, wigtropolis?
     
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    This kind of shit happens a lot around here
     
  15. Swayze

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    Same here man

    Its tough all over
     
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    He spent that 30 cents a day on an LED for his private jet ahahahhahahah
     
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    Times are a changin....................for the worse
     
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    I'm of the school that people should be quiet about their charity work (and not brag about it like most celebrities), but in the spirit of the thread I'll shoot. I volunteer with St. Vincent de Paul and do work with a local offender re-rentry program that helps people coming out of prison with felonies find jobs.
     
  19. Swayze

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    Did I ever tell you about the time I was attached by a pack of rabid chinks and they took my newish jeans?
     
  20. Swayze

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    wgas :shit: