Any other people here have to pass a drug screen but miss smoking bowls?

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've found the "it stays in your system for 30 days" thing to be a total wives tale.

    IF you were a chronic smoker it might take 30 days (and sometimes more) to pass a screen, but if you only take a couple hits it's out in 3 days.

    You can buy these on eBay 10 for $10:

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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    edibles pass from your system even quicker.
     
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    Sup Mack
     
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    You ever try the synthetic stuff Mack ??
     
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    Im not taking the chance
     
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    No, and No.

    No tests, and I don't miss it.
     
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    would you like some of my piss? I haven't smoked weed since the 90s.
     
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    Same here. It's not worth the risk at all.
     
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    I haven't. I bought some just in case they decide to throw a really random in, but in the decade I've been there they never have.
     
  10. jdwhatever

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  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nope, just tested mine again and I'm as clean as can be for our "random" on wednesday.
     
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    We've had guys piss dirty for methadone, cocaine, and hydros and they didn't get canned. :jj:
     
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    Yes drug screen and no, don't miss it.
     
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    Why do they piss test.
     
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    They would escort my right to the gate. No union rep. Gone.....done.....cya
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    They claim for insurance purposes. We have had several people get fired for flunking the wiz quiz, though.

    It's a lawsuit just waiting to happen.
     
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    So do we but it depends on the race. Whitey gets the hammer.
     
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    That's quite the union u got there bub.
     
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    one of the office ladies tells us when the "randoms" are coming and who is on the "random" list. :jj:
     
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    Union has nothing to do with it. It's company policy. If you flunk a drug test or blow hot for alcohol, you're gone.

    Why would the union want to protect people that are potentially high or drunk working at a place where one screw up could hurt or kill a bunch of people, including the union rep?