Any real estate pros?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I want to investigate the back story on a house without having to ask a real estate agent.

    Also, there is another house that was foreclosed on and a bank bought it at a sheriffs auction. Where could I find out what the bank paid for it?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Shivettez most likely can help.
     
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    :rofl: :jj:
     
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    what color is the house?
     
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    Any negros in the area? If so, don't buy.
     
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    ^ Jewpee's aunt sold a condo
     
  8. wigtropolis

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    Both of those houses are haunted
     
  9. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Cheri is on dialysis. And her lower back problems all stem from her massive 36EE boobs. Chiva will send you pics if you ask.


    Toy with me, will you?:mad:
     
  10. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    No one in this thread has been helpful at all.
     
  11. Cheri

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    don't buy a haunted house, those fuckers will mess with you at night and anally rape you
     
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    [video=youtube;Lh_W6FLaMvA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh_W6FLaMvA[/video]
     
  14. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    You know, I ask a serious real estate question to a group of message board deviants and all I get are silly responses. This is not the level of professionalism I've come to expect from a message board that features Butters, Ryan Lever, and other well informed titans on industry and e-commerce.
     
  15. Cheri

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    Google, mother fucker!
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    There is a program called metroscan, but just go to your county planning office.
     
  17. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I know, but it is more fun to make a shit thread and take abuse from internet strangers than actually solving the problem.
     
  18. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I too, have a question for any realtors in the Saloon.

    Is it illegal or just unethical for a realtor to offer to sell a person's house and allow that person to move in with them because the seller is terminally ill?

    The only reason I ask is that terminally ill client left the realtor a shitload of money and the realtor is a fucking scumbag and I'd love to see her either lose her license or go to fucking jail for what she did to two sets of friends of mine.

    Anyone?
     
  19. MatthewT

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    Made you look :c
     
  20. Reggae Mistress

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    If it went through a sheriff's sale/auction, that should be on public record. Have you called that division of the sheriff's office?