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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205

    Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone

    A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, [​IMG]according to police who investigated the accident.

    The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.

    Michigan State Police officials report that Jones became "distracted" while watching the film and lost control of the car, which overturned. Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car’s sun roof and died on the scene,

    Accident investigators discovered that Jones, who was alone in the Toyota, was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.
     
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    in other words, a Hero
     
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    Fucking amateur. :jj:
     
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    Fuzz Nuts VIP Extreme Gold

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    Died doing what he loved. Literally. :)
     
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    He died doing what he loved!

    Actually, have most men no control of circumstances? Or is he the only moron?

    edit: above post put up at same time. sorry!
     
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    Fuckin sucks. I would have been friends with this guy.
     
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    Thinning the heard
     
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    I did the same lol... then I went, hmm, who IS missing?. :bigthink

    :giggle:
     
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    Driving and masturbating. Guy is a national hero. He should be treated as such.
     
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    From our local paper.The last line is classic.

    Detroit motorist watching porn on phone crashes, dies
    The Detroit News6:47 p.m. EST January 26, 2016
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    (Photo: AP)

    Detroit — A Detroit man watching a porn movie while driving his car got into an accident and died.

    The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police.

    Clifford Ray Jones, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof.

    A state police spokesman said it’s the strangest incident he ever encountered.

    “There’s so much technology out there a lot of people are paying more attention to what they’re doing other than driving their car,” said Lt. Mike Shaw of the Michigan State Police.

    The accident occurred Sunday at 3:30 a.m. as the car was traveling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75 in Detroit, said police.

    Jones lost control of the 1996 Toyota and it rolled over. No other vehicles were involved in the wreck.

    Jones was pronounced dead at the scene. The police are continuing to investigate.

    The name of the movie wasn’t known.
     
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    I came. I left
     
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    And just how do the police know he was masturbating? Rather presumptuous. Having porn on your phone and driving with no pants on does not automatically make you a mobile masturbator.
    Think about his family. They will have to live with this stigma. Further investigation is in order.
     
  15. Buster Himan

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    How did the AP get a picture from inside the car? AP is the real pervert.
     
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    I read a police report today of a log truck driver who went over a cliff. The logs hit the ground before his cab did. The cab hit an upright log that went through his windshield and split him from his nuts up, like a wish bone. Color pictures included.

    I just love my job.
     
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    I wonder what he was watching? :dontknow: Must be REALLY good.

    Of course, the real embarrassment is the fact that he was driving a 1996 Toyota.

    "The name of the movie wasn’t known." Edit: This is brilliant. Does anyone in the last 20 years have any idea what the "name" of any porn movie is. Hah!
     
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    This didn't occur anywhere near Disneyland did it? :dontknow: :pigout: