any smoothie fans here? i have a smoovie question

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Feb 24, 2014.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i make a smoothie in the blender that has kale, blueberries, orange juice, chia seeds, greek yogurt, hemp milk, and banana with a few ice cubes.

    you ever make these in the morning and bring it to work with you to drink later in the day...say noon-ish? does it work well? i'm guessing you just give it a shake and it's all good. the ice cubes don't do much so i don't care if it's frozen when i drink it.
     
    Black Sabbath likes this.
  2. IAC78

    IAC78 New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2014
    Messages:
    1,654
    Likes Received:
    1
    Spread your asshole and pour it in there
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    260,678
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,239
    Likes Received:
    42,098
    I prefer mine fresh. I have a POS stick blender at work but I haven't made anything with it in a long time. You got a fridge and shit at work?
     
  4. Stinkypussy

    Stinkypussy New Member

    Reputations:
    -153
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    535
    Likes Received:
    0
    I would fire up the office like a motherfucker with a concoction like that in my gut. Hell yeah I'd drink it. I'd drink two just to piss off my co-workers.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    yeah i have a mini-fridge in my office.
     
  6. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    22,810
    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2010
    Messages:
    9,076
    Likes Received:
    4,086
    blenderbottle.com
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    260,678
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,239
    Likes Received:
    42,098
    Idk man, I tried pre making some shit for work and it just wasn't as good.
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    oh man it's so good and ever since i started drinking them i've been shitting like clockwork. today it was a massive turd. compare that to the littlest turd i ever shat, which happened a week or two ago, and the poo that broke my butt a few weeks/month back. i barely even fart with this one.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    that's kind a what i was thinking too. i figured i'd ask.

    you got any good smoovie recipes? i'm new to the game.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i have one a those for my protein shakes...not that brand but same thing.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i triedt it already, hoss.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    260,678
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,239
    Likes Received:
    42,098
    Nothing loaded like yours. Just basic fruits and some protein power. I would like to try loading shit up like you by I always feel like I need the protein.
     
  13. IAC78

    IAC78 New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2014
    Messages:
    1,654
    Likes Received:
    1
    Nutri bullet
     
  14. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    58,432
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    11,610
    Likes Received:
    9,958
    Just stir it up with something. Sometimes they will separate.
     
  15. Stinkypussy

    Stinkypussy New Member

    Reputations:
    -153
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    535
    Likes Received:
    0
    I eat lots of kale. I shit like clockwork too. Not really massive turds on a regular basis, but good sized. Every once in a while I'll squeeze one out that surprises me. Had a double flusher last week. It was awesome. Had to manually break it apart with the plunger. Left crazy skid marks in the bowl. I would have taken a picture but I left my cell phone in my truck. I was disappointed.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    every time i make one with protein powder it gets way too thick. btw..you won't get 30 or 40 grams of protein in mine, but it does have chia seeds and greek yogurt, which gives it around 10 grams per shake. i drink it mostly for the "superfoods" like kale, blueberries, greek yogurt, and chia seeds. and hemp milk is the bomb.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    it's so satisfying to poo out a turd like that! with kale, you need to take a poo, you sit down, poo instantly and completely, wipe one clean wipe, and that's it. in and out. i loves it.
     
  18. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

    Reputations:
    107,249
    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2014
    Messages:
    31,723
    Likes Received:
    14,177
    ^^ this. It's great.

    In terms of brown bagging- according to hippies, the nutrients will oxidate to nothing after 30 mins. Idk if it's true, being that hippies are filthy liars.

    I personally down mine instantly. I love that shit. And I don't use milk or faggy yogurt. Just fruit, water, and occasionally a teaspoon of sorbet.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    i could just shake it up. i might leave the chia seeds out until i shake it up at work though. they get tapioca-like if they sit in liquid too long.
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    hemp milk and greek yogurt add protein and a richer flavor and consistency. it might be super gay but you should try it.

    hemp milk...great stuff. http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts...q0qq8Hempqq0Blissqq0originalqq0flavorqq9.html