??? Any Sofa Fuckers Out There ???

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  1. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    You're not alone :hhh:

    http://ibnlive.in.com/news/us-man-arrested-for-sex-with-sofa-on-the-street/295802-2.html

    Man Arrested For Having Sex With Sofa In Street

    A 46-year-man in the US state of Wisconsin has been arrested for having sex in a street with a sofa, a media report said. Gerard Streator was spotted bending over an abandoned yellow settee with his trousers round his ankles in Waukesha city, The Sun reported on Thursday.
    The hotel worker was seen by an off-duty police officer at 11 pm "thrusting his hips" against the sofa, which was in full view next to the kerb. No one was seen on the sofa.

    As the police officer yelled at him, the man fled to a nearby apartment block.

    He was later arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour.
    The man faces up to nine months in jail and a fine of $11,000.
    In a similar case, a man is wanted by police in Varallo, Italy, after he was seen having sex with a waste bottle bin.

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  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    lever :facepalm:
     
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    Lever's couch was asking for it.
     
  5. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    he could have gotten a fat chick that felt the same.

    don't people care about human connection any more?
     
  6. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    In Sudbury No means :yes:
     
  7. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Well, Wisconsin IS a swing state this year.
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    in his defense he thought it was a love seat
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    evidently he prefers more cushion for the pushin
     
  10. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    that slut wanted it. look at it just laying there on all fours, all dirty, just begging for it
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  11. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    :jj:

    Stripes is on fiya!
     
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    Cracked me up too. :p
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;0ZmZwFRlmFo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZmZwFRlmFo&list=UUrxd6q_0c9ccNxw--WqoxAg&index=2&feature=plcp[/video]

    looks similar :eek:
     
  14. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    :scratch:

    How did the right arm get torn like that.
     
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    scabies
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i bet it put a little spring in his dick
     
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    kerb. :jj:
     
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    this sectional is my favorite, I call her Cindy.

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    hahahahahhahah