Any Speech Experts Here?

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  1. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lately i been adding an ER onto words that end in A. Kinda like what Stuttering John did.
    Examples..
    Instead of saying China, I pronounced it Chiner.
    Last night I asked for a Kettle One and Soder instead of Soda.

    What the fuck man? How come this is happening all of a sudden? Should I cut my tongue off and kill myself? Help a nigga out.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I liked when they asked Bob Levy to name four continents and he went

    North Americer
    South Americer
    Asier
    Africer

    :hhh:
     
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    Northeastern US accent

    mon :bullypop:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    BTW op clearly made this thread to brag about drinking Kettle One
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    instead of "soder", call it pop like everyone else does
     
  6. face palm

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    explain Boston
     
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    all vodka tastes the same if you keep it in the freezer :grad:
     
  8. Gas Face

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    I order Kettle because it's cheaper than Goose and other Vodkers
     
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    I'm a speech expert
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :cuss:
     
  11. Gas Face

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    I was at a restaurant. :grad:
     
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    But not everyone adds the er. I hate it
     
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    only faggits say pop
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    your solution is simple. either stop hanging out with NYers, or, like Naz said, use alternate words.

    But pop is simply not acceptable.

    For instance, Monk insists i have a Brooklyn accent, which i do not. When i tell the cats to "bother their father" and leave me alone, he laughs.

    So instead i now say "go disturb that guy"
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    learning how to spell it might be a good idear.
     
  16. face palm

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    did you order chicken wings? :c
     
  17. Gas Face

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    I have to say certain words. I can't teach China without saying the word China.
    I try to catch myself, but sometimes it just happens
     
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    :jj: I would have.
     
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    So you're saying vodker & soder is not the proper spelling?
     
  20. gwartney

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    :jj: Bodder yer Fodder