Any Turkey Hunters in the Shed?

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  1. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    There have to be a few hunters around here?
     
  2. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    i hunt for sliced turkey at the deli sometimes
     
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  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Yep. Got skunked this year. Didn't you get a tag in AZ?
     
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    aerostern Well-Known Member

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    Is this steve gorilla?
     
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    I don't hunt but have a lot of turkeys near my house. Almost took one out on my bike last weekend.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    The day I scream "help" about a running turkey is the day I ask one of you to put me out of my misery
     
  9. Father O'Blivion

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    Same here... tons of them!
     
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    Shop Rite has the answer.
     
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    whitetail bow here
     
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    Does this include tofurkey?
    They can only be hunted at a health food store.
     
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    I went on a 400+ mile road trip last weekend, and saw plenty of turkeys struck down by vehicles :tears:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Murderers!
     
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    Man that turkey did really hate that annoying bitch... good job turkey.
     
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    I've been turkey hunting for 25 years. Mostly Spring, sometimes Fall.
    I think I've shot about a dozen or maybe a couple more. Easily as fun as deer hunting. The Spring is so nice because all of the songbirds are moving through, morels are out, just a magical time.
     
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    Shot my first turkey last year. Scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen foods section of the supermarket. :bounce:
     
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    Who ain't?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Mosquitos are out too.