Any you cunts take brain pills?

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  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    joe rogan & carolla are advertising alpha brain & supposedly claim to take them...:dontknow:

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  2. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Have you seen those commercials touting these sites to make you smarter? Games for brain training.
    It's all women on the commercials too. Pisses me off.
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its hokey bullshit & a scam, just wondering if anyone noticed any legit difference??:dontknow:


    [h=3]Natural ingredients[/h]
    • Alpha GPC: Raw source of acetylcholine, associated with sharpness, mental speed.✝
    • Huperzine A: Acetylcholinesterase inhibitor, extracted from club moss.✝
    • Vinpocetine: Helps bring oxygen and nutrients to the brain via vasodilation.✝
    • AC-11®: Powerful DNA repair antioxidant.✝
    • Phosphatidylserine: Essential lipid compound highly abundant within brain cell membranes.✝
    • Bacopa: Traditional Ayurvedic brain-enhancing nutrient.✝
    • Pterostilbene: From blueberries, powerful micronutrient / antioxidant.✝
    • L-Tyrosine: Amino acid important to the production of Dopamine.✝
    • L-Theanine: Amino acid with chemical similarities to GABA.✝
    • Oat Straw (20:1): Natural anti-stress nutrient, helps balance formula and create calm focus.✝
    • Vitamin B-6: Catalyst in effective utilization of many nutrients.✝




    Alpha BRAIN, the flagship cognitive enhancing supplement from Onnit Labs, contains a serving of nine natural, well-researched compounds to create an effective and balanced nootropic. Alpha BRAIN® aims to elevate focus and mental clarity to help the brain achieve improved cognitive functioning. The ingredients in Alpha BRAIN are centered on three aspects of enhanced cognition: elevating levels of endogenous neurotransmitters, providing anti-stress compounds, and promoting long-term neuroprotection.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i bet satori eats this shit like skittles, he's into all the latest fads..
     
  5. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i'mstill waiting for penis pills to work
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If anyone can use them I believe it's you. :coffee:
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    He's all hype
     
  8. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    nothing is gonna cure my retardedness :crazy2:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    the claims:

    [h=2]Complete balanced nootropic[/h] The idea behind Alpha BRAIN was to create a fully-balanced nootropic. Our Alpha GPC and Huperzia Serrata contain nutrients that help your body turn up acetylcholine levels full throttle while other ingredients assist in elevating neurological components vital to remaining calm, focused, and mentally driven. Our Vinpocetine can help the body deliver oxygen and nutrients to the brain, and the combination of neuro-specific antioxidants, led by our proprietary AC-11®, assists your system in clearing away mental fog and free radicals. The result for our thousands of satisfied customers is an extraordinary combination of lucid dreams, mental drive, focus, and mental acuity.✝
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    [h=3]Actualizing your Alpha BRAIN[/h] What is it that separates the great minds from the good minds? Raw intelligence is a factor; but what else? Is it the ability to quickly access information? Is it the ability to efficiently store learned information? Is it the ability to induce connections between seemingly unrelated events? Is it the ability to stay focused and determined? The knack for staying calm in tense situations and driven towards your goals? If that is what makes a great mind, then Alpha BRAIN is the ideal brain food. Containing nutrients designed to help the body elevate levels of major neurotransmitters, Alpha BRAIN can help you to actualize your mind's true potential.✝
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    [h=3]Create through the dream state[/h] A study done on acetylcholine boosting drugs had an interesting side effect: vivid, and often lucid dreams. This led researchers to study the mechanism further, and what they found was something that sleep experts had known all along: acetylcholine is the neurotransmitter responsible for regulating REM sleep. The more acetylcholine available, the more persistent and broad the REM cycles for the subjects studied. Alpha BRAIN is designed to be of the most potent acetylcholine-enhancing nutrient based supplements available, and the results on the dream state go beyond expectations. Where will you travel? What will you create? Its all up to you.✝
     
  13. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    Gaba bro

    thats it

    forget this shit
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    It's just vitamins.
     
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    Doug Masters ok

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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Ask The Wegrist Clutch.
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    hey now kettle bells are awesome.
     
  19. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    primal bells, thats the chimp, would be a good av for monk:cool:

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  20. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I tried it. Didn't do shit for me. I'll have a cup of coffee or a sugar free energy drink instead

    nope....just the regular kettlebells from Dragondoor.com that I've had for over 10 years now