Any you guys getting laid tonight? Or at least a blowie?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If so, is it from your wife/girlfriend? Or are you getting a piece on the side?
     
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  2. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    If I don't end up going out tonight I'll probably order in a whore
     
  3. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    :sex: definitely

    And :3some: if all goes well
     
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  4. Jim Lahey

    Jim Lahey Well-Known Member

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    I plan to stroke my hydrogen rod a couple times, so, yes.
     
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  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Can i get in on that action. I'll go last. I dont mind.
     
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  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Definitely not getting laid tonight. Tomorrow, a different story maybe. ;)
     
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  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Your wife then my girlfriend.
     
  8. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Sure. I plan on having a few extra whores laying around. Take your pick.
     
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    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Really? Threesome tonight?

    :umm:
     
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  10. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    HA, classic Lahey...VINTAGE JL!!!!
     
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  11. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Just vintage Doyers...CLASSIC TD!!!
     
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    As long as my hand is working, I'll be pleased.
     
  13. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    It happens :yes:

    :cig:
     
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  14. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "I didn't ask Beth for sex. No woman wants sex on New Years, Robin."


    I'm planning on beating off to Karate Kid 2.
     
  15. Caffeinated

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    Noice!
     
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  16. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I wouldn't even get laid tonight if I crawled up a chicken's ass and waited.

    (She's OTR) :rag:
     
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    I'm probably going to have whisky dick tonight, but around 8-9am, I'll nail the wife!
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    That never stops me. However me giving oral is out during OTR.
     
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  20. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Trust me, I have no problem with it. She is puckered up like a snare drum this time o' the month.