Anybody afraid to celebrate the 4th in public?

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  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    My town goes flipping off. They block off streets and limited fireworks are legal but everybody has good illegal stuff.
    I've been knocked down by a cop in full riot gear. I was doing nothing, just drunk. I'm afraid to go this year.
    It would be chaos. Every asshole in the world will be walking around. If something happened those stupid fucking HB cops wouldn't know what to do. I've been there when it gets out of hand. People start throwing shit and lighting bottle rockets at the crowd.

    I'm staying home....what are you going to do?


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    do you live near flavor flav?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I never attend those things anymore.
    2 people were stabbed last night after the fireworks.
     
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  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...im staying home. im not looking for anything so it looks like everything i need is right here.
     
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    I'm sure Howie is terrified. I mean, imagine rubbing shoulder with regular folks and eating and drinking calorie laden burgers, beer and ice cream?
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  7. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    \b\ tard...and a origifag.

    :duhme:

    4chan sucks now..9gag is just OK.

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    I will celebrate the 4th of July exactly like I celebrate every other Saturday - beer and wrestling.
     
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    I'm thinking about making a big flag with dildoes and buttplugs on it so I can be on CNN. Chicks dig that, right?
     
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    Not afraid but, staying home, having a few cocktails and enjoying the fireworks show that goes on in my neighborhood.
     
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    My city is one of the few in a large part of SoCal that still allows fireworks.

    I stock up on ground bloom flowers.
    Those are fun to light then throw up in the air. You never know where theyre going to land.

    And also whistling petes.
    Strip down the paper, hammer the ends which creates negro chasers.

    Love the 4th!
     
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    staying inside,its 110 or more everyday.
    85-90 for the overnight low.
     
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    I live in Silicon Valley. Lots of Asians here; so the fireworks have been getting pretty damn good recently. Best of all, unlike my people, they don't drink excessively. So its safe to actually drive around here.


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    If you like danger, there's always East San Jose.

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    Friends have a beach house and throw a party every 4th.
     
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    Staying in. I hate fireworks, even those hand-held sparkler things. When I was a kid my parents took us to the fireworks in Philly. I saw a guy toss a firework and it landed by a baby stroller. Scarred me for life.
     
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    We used to go to my in-laws who live in Baldwin Park, they still allow fireworks.

    Crimping Piccolo Pete's was the highlight of the show.
     
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    Niiiice!!!!!
     
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    :lol: I remember that.
     
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