Anybody been to Kuala Lumpur?

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  1. Barton Fink

    Barton Fink Well-Known Member

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    I just arrived today. What can i do here?
     
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    Kuala Lumpur craigslist hookers
     
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    I actually have been... but I was 13

    I remember hot oriental chicks and lots of puberty boners and I saw a monkey.

    Thats all I got.

    My dad used to work for Unocal and worked over there.
     
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    deinitely a ton of hot chicks. i was walking around a mall this afternoon and thy all wear these tiny little shorts.
     
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    Avoid Malayasian Airlines at all costs!

    And beware of Lady Boys!
     
  7. Barton Fink

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    i feel if i clicked that, the malaysian authorities would bust down my hotel room door!
     
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    it was one of my choices when i booked, i passed and went KLM
     
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    Was the monkey hot?
     
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    KLM is not bad...
     
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    Jesus- I hadn't thought of that.
    It's basically a run down of the sexual trade, where to hook up with whores, etc.
    But you're right.
    Best not to click on that link while on the hotel Wi-Fi.

    Question: why Kuala Lumpur and how?
     
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    yeah, it's nice to see hot stewardesses again. Anytime i fly to America all the stews are old
     
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    Yes she was

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    Im an IT Director for a global telecoms company. I came down to meet with my team down here and just a general catch up.
     
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    Would bang
     
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    I was there in 1994 stayed at the Hilton. Well, the first thing you can do if you're not and old guy is get to a club (ask the concierge) and get very laid! In Malaysia at least in Kuala Lumpur white men are rock stars. And if you are white and handsome the pussy at least back then was overwhelming! I'm passing it forward to you like the guy at the lobby of the Hilton passed it forward to me the day I got there.

    Good hunting.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I'd check before kissing any of them.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No, but I like to say it out loud.
     
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    ha! i am like a white giant here!

    but i do love my wife, so no hanky panky!
     
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