anybody else find a tick on their dick?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dead Air Dave, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Simcards
     
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    my big black dick got stuck in a shampoo bottle
     
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    Simcards?

    Great thread, BTW.
     
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    deer tick crawled into my dick hole
     
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    oh hold on, i just shit all over my big black cock
     
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    lengthy black teenager?
     
  7. Dead Air Dave

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    One of my favorite stern moments ever. The awkward silence as everybody but howard realized he had crabs but was too clueless to understand was priceless.

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    i keep knocking the chess pieces over with my boner
     
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    hello this is mohommad how are you? i want to blow up your pussy.
     
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    i got a rook and a pawn jammed in my shitlocker
     
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    Just found another
     
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    That's not too bad. The King and Queen really hurts!
     
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    I did find a sock on my cock once.

    Does that count?
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Dead Air, one word of advice...keep your dick in your pants in the woods..
     
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    I had a wood tick latch onto my nut sac when I was a kid. I grabbed hold of the tick and stretched out about four or five inches of sac skin before it came loose. I'm surprised I didn't pass out from the sight. The little fucker had a rice-krispie size chunk of skin in his mouth and left me with a bloody sac gouge.
     
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    I went deer hunting in shit kicker nowhere 3 years ago. Afterwards while sitting in a fast food joint, i started itching. I look at one of my arms and see these little tiny ass black specs, deer ticks. I ended up being covered with over 300 of those little fuckers, from head to toe and Everywhere in between. My girlfriend at the time had to pick them off/out of my more private (and smelly) areas. She was a damn good woman, i should have kept her.
     
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    I actually had a good story for this, based upon what I saw in the subject line, but after the content of "Simcards" now I feel like I missed a show element...c'est la vie.