Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dead Air Dave, Nov 30, 2012.
my big black dick got stuck in a shampoo bottle
Great thread, BTW.
deer tick crawled into my dick hole
oh hold on, i just shit all over my big black cock
lengthy black teenager?
One of my favorite stern moments ever. The awkward silence as everybody but howard realized he had crabs but was too clueless to understand was priceless.
i keep knocking the chess pieces over with my boner
hello this is mohommad how are you? i want to blow up your pussy.
i got a rook and a pawn jammed in my shitlocker
Just found another
That's not too bad. The King and Queen really hurts!
I did find a sock on my cock once.
Does that count?
This is cock related:
Dead Air, one word of advice...keep your dick in your pants in the woods..
I had a wood tick latch onto my nut sac when I was a kid. I grabbed hold of the tick and stretched out about four or five inches of sac skin before it came loose. I'm surprised I didn't pass out from the sight. The little fucker had a rice-krispie size chunk of skin in his mouth and left me with a bloody sac gouge.
I went deer hunting in shit kicker nowhere 3 years ago. Afterwards while sitting in a fast food joint, i started itching. I look at one of my arms and see these little tiny ass black specs, deer ticks. I ended up being covered with over 300 of those little fuckers, from head to toe and Everywhere in between. My girlfriend at the time had to pick them off/out of my more private (and smelly) areas. She was a damn good woman, i should have kept her.
I actually had a good story for this, based upon what I saw in the subject line, but after the content of "Simcards" now I feel like I missed a show element...c'est la vie.