One of my favorite stern moments ever. The awkward silence as everybody but howard realized he had crabs but was too clueless to understand was priceless. Simcards
I had a wood tick latch onto my nut sac when I was a kid. I grabbed hold of the tick and stretched out about four or five inches of sac skin before it came loose. I'm surprised I didn't pass out from the sight. The little fucker had a rice-krispie size chunk of skin in his mouth and left me with a bloody sac gouge.
I went deer hunting in shit kicker nowhere 3 years ago. Afterwards while sitting in a fast food joint, i started itching. I look at one of my arms and see these little tiny ass black specs, deer ticks. I ended up being covered with over 300 of those little fuckers, from head to toe and Everywhere in between. My girlfriend at the time had to pick them off/out of my more private (and smelly) areas. She was a damn good woman, i should have kept her.
I actually had a good story for this, based upon what I saw in the subject line, but after the content of "Simcards" now I feel like I missed a show element...c'est la vie.
