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  1. Dlist

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    Fuck...I have to cook a full turkey dinner, with all the sides...cooking and cleaning up for 8 hrs...I'd rather go to a movie on Xmas day with all the Indians and Jews and call it a day..
    If only I had Beth's maid Maria to put up a tree...cook the dinner, and Maria's brother serve dinner..
     
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    First world problems.
     
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    Really, it is..wahhhhh I need to cook a 25 lb turkey....wahhhh I need to serve several sides and put up a tree and buy presents!!!
    Fuck, I am such an asshole.:facepalm:

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    I'll keep my opinion in reserve but consider this. I'm a FedEx delivery driver.
     
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    I don't do the family thing. Then again, my family is full of assholes.
     
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    Hah, you ever deliver a package to a woman dressed scantily to receive you and the box you're carrying?
     
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    The Holidays depress me. It didn't used to be that way....:wtf:
     
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    Why were the holidays better for you??
     
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    Think about it this way. Once you're done with all that cooking, you can stuff your fat face all night. :)
     
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    Yes, several times. One of them was later arrested for running a brothel from her home located on a golf course in a country club. Turns out she was a former Penthouse model and did some adult films. Hold on I'll see if the years old news story is still around and link it.
     
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    I am asking for that for Christmas...Santa wasn't amused..
     
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    I have no idea. I still love Halloween, but Thanksgiving and Christmas really bum me out. :scratch:
     
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    Sorry dude, ain't fat by no means...I eat no processed foods, I drink no soda or eat at fast food joints... I walk 4 miles a day and go to aerobics 3x per week...try another jab..
     
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    No one gets that worked up over defending fat people, if they're not fat, themselves. You're clearly a fat shit. There's no hiding it now.
     
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    Again, I'll ask, what is your crutch??
    PS Keep going with that Dlist is fat thing..doesn't faze me b/c I am not..
     
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    Cutting out soda is key. It was really hard at first, now it tastes kinda gross.
     
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    I had a soda a couple years back and had a headache and felt like crap for 2 days...never again.. which is shocking b/c I got through college on Jolt cola and a snicker bar for breakfast..
     

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