Anybody ever gotten a bj from a person with dentures?

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  1. gwartney

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    I haven't and have mixed feelings about it. People with dentures tend to be old and or they haven't taken good care of them self. The chances of a beej from a toothless model are slim.

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    Maybe a reformed meth head? :dontknow:
     
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    Might be time to go outside pal. Log off for a while.
     
  3. gwartney

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    Supposed to be 105 today. I'll stick with composing top quality threads.
     
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    No, but this receptionist where I'm at is pretty hot with braces


    And she's over 21 :nono:
     
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    Looks like this face :c
     
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    Lever would shine your helmet for a used waterbed and a cheeseburger
     
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    One of mah faaaaaavorite movies is Hotel New Hampshire, which is chock-full of delicious purrrrrrrrrversions. One part, Rob Lowe ends up banging a (young and attractive) blaeck chick and accidentally knocks out her dentures and he's all :eek:
    Then she goes down on him and he's all :smile:
     
  9. gwartney

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    I think I read that book years ago.
     
  10. Bye You!

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    i worked with an oral surgeon who did his residency at bellevue and said all the prostitutes would come in and ask to have all their toofuses taken out. :byeyou:
     
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    Never read it. I've had a Jodie Foster fetish since I was a kid, and Nastaja Kinski was in it, too.
    For really realz? :bully:

    I guess they could deduct it as a "small business expense".
     
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    From a person with dentures or a woman with dentures? :c
     
  13. Bye You!

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    none of the surgeons would do it, and the girls would get all mad because they would make more money without teef.

    but yes, 100% true.
     
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    How would they eat their baybel cheeses then???
     
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    Gotta admire the girls' dedication to their craft:D
     
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    :spit: :up:
     
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    Daveindiego's landlord gets one every month.
     
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    JohnDaniels did when he met Dave.
     
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    Just the one form smoopy's mom.
     
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    Toothless old Daveindiego sucks all kinds of dick. :rofl: