News Anybody have a good pizza sauce recipe?

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  1. Barton Fink

    Barton Fink Well-Known Member

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    I'm not huge on basil.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Step 1: Buy jar of pizza sauce
    Step 2: Ram entire jar up your ass
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    This sounds about right.
     
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    It was my grandma's recipe
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Nothing like family traditions
     
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    I don't like tomato based pizza sauce.

    I make a white sauce and eyeball all of the ingredients.

    Ricotta Cheese
    Heavy Whipping cream
    Olive Oil
    Salt
    Pepper
    Garlic Powder
    Red Pepper Flakes
    Dried Oregano

    Put all of that in a bowl and mix with a spoon.

    It's very versatile you can add or subtract ingredients. Oregano though is kind of a must, really gives it that pizza flavor.
     
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    that's the one I use
     
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    They don't sell jars of pizza sauce in Ireland.
     
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    Yes... Order a can of these.

    [​IMG] Season to taste with S&P and your done.
     
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    Nothing like grandma's ass gravy.
     
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    Grow 15-20 stalks of your own paste tomatoes

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    Harvest when ripe - scald -peel and cook to consistency and use this seasoning pack .


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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    We're off on the wrong foot with the basil deal :grr:
     
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    :buffet:
     
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    Take a can of drained San Marzano Italian whole tomatoes. Add salt, pepper, oregano and some crushed garlic. Puree until slightly chunky with food processor. Put on pizza (lightly) and top with quality mozzarella.

    DO NOT PRECOOK SAUCE! It will cook enough in the oven as the pizza cooks.
     
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    A lot of good places use straight up San Marzano tomato, straight out of the can, no seasoning even needed.