Anybody have any good work Christmas party stories?

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  1. Ganggreen87

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    we had ours last week in Seattle at a super nice restaurant, no one got fucked up or fired which surprised me but my company only has 11 employees.

    One of my customers had theirs this past weekend and two employees got canned for getting so wasted with their girlfriends.

    Christmas parties, and sales meetings are always good for at least one person getting canned and an inappropriate sex story


    Let's hear em!
     
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    i masturbated in the punch one year
     
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    The companies I've worked for in the past either had no Christmas parties, or parties that didn't have an open bar and were only three hours long. In those cases, most of us were too cheap to buy our own alcohol, and wouldn't be there long enough to get good and wasted anyhow.
     
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    I had a guy bring a prostitute to our christmas party dressed like a complete slut and got trashed. But nothing too exciting. He was fired about 6 months later for coming to work drunk. Then went one to getting arrested for domestic abuse.
     
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    I once worked for Costco during the Holiday season and a coworker offered to give me sex for a Christmas present.....she also told me not to have sex with my girlfriend for a few days because she wanted a full load......fun chick
     
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    I went to one years ago at a construction company I was working for. A guy brought in some moonshine. He drank most of it and got all fucked up.
    He started eating the glass ornaments off of the tree. Then he wanted to fight. Got his ass kicked and thrown out. Jumped into his Camaro, did a burn out and spun the rear end into a ditch and buried it to the axle. Then he jumped out of the car and took off running. He didn't come back until a week later. I wish I was going to another party like that this year.
     
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    in the 70s there was a bowl of joints on the table supplied by the owner...
    I was out of the loop for other stuff
     
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    The Larry, Inc Larrymas party from 2 years ago got a little hairy for the Clintster. I got drunk and popped off to Nick Saban and that didn't go over well with @LawyerLarry. Next thing I know I wake up in the hospital not remembering a thing. When @ljc came by for a visit, he showed me the footage on his iPhone 10 (you losers won't have one of those for 5 more years). Turns out Double L had put me down with his patented Fireman's Carry into the Boston Crab--all in the blink of an eye. Needless to say I pace myself a little better these days.
     
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    We have one every year. It's this Friday. I'll be blowing it off like I have for ten straight years.
     
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    The company you work for has 11 employees and and at least one person will tell an inappropriate sex story and get fired at your sales meetings?

    Hmmm...
     
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    I went to my girlfriends Christmas party last year. Her boss was really drunk and dancing like a whore. I bet her husband got lucky that night. Poor guy.
     
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    Even if this is fake, I still want to pat you on the back and pat my cock on the back while thinking about all the hot girls at MY Costco that I want to fuck.

    Nice work bro.
     
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    What Costco do you shop at?
     
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    When I was working in an accounting firm years ago, I fucked the receptionist and stuck my finger up her ass. That was my go to move back in the day knuckle deep. The awkward part was I had a finance at the time who I then brought to the next holiday party.

    No shits given!
     
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    I would share but as a blackout drunk I don't remember any of them.