Anybody have any recommendations for fun in Nashville, TN?

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm going to Nashville, TN next week and will have lots of free time. Anybody know of anything to do? I haven't found a whole lot.
     
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    Tennessee was the first and only place I ever saw a gas station with an open gallon jar of pickled eggs on a table and French ticklers for sale in the toilet vending mac hine
     
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    Now this is just sad. All of my grandpas and all of my uncles are deceased.
     
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  7. gwartney

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    French ticklers in the ladies room?
     
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    I guess I meant something fun you would do if you were from Tennessee.
     
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    It was a gross unisex bathroom with fake wood paneling.
     
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    Titty bars have the 3" rule.
     
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    That means even my erect penis won't quite reach.
     
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    I never felt closer to being murdered than I did in that gas station.
     
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    Opryland.
     
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    I used to live in Memphis. When I was moving there, I left my family in Indiana for a few months and drove to Memphis on my own. I got just inside of the TN border and stopped for gas. The first thing I heard when I walked into that station was a discussion about A group of lovely people.
     
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    Is Dollywood there?
     
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    Welcome to 1985 or whenever it was that they tore it down.
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

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    Grand pappies and uncles = :owned:
     
  18. gwartney

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    No. It's in The Smokey Mountain Nat Park area. I would love to spend a week there. Dollywood is actually really nice. Lots of rides and old time lore.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I went to Ober Gatlinburg. That was fun. But nowhere near Nashville, I think.
     
  20. gwartney

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    You were one town over from Dollywood. It's in Sevierville.