Anybody Have One Of Those Sex Swings?

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Reuters: March 22, 2012

    Lamar Odom and Chloe Kardashian are kinky--that much is clear.

    Insiders say that the two film their intercourse at every opportunity, and have even incorporated a "sex swing" into the mix. The swing (shown above, left) allows Lamar to swing into Chloe's vagina. The two have used the swing since early January and insiders say Odom's teammate Mirco Vucinic is responsible for the purchase.

    "The Vucinic family entered into errotica after the fall of the Soviet Union. They specialize in gifts of this nature. Lamar had enquired over the swing and Mirco was all-to-happy to accomodate the two love birds," a source revealed.

    Lamar is still recovering after the contraption became unhinged, sending the 6'10" power forward and his rumored eleven inch penis into the vaginal wall, tearing his penis head apart.

    Sources close to the couple were unavailable for comment.
     
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Yeah but you get strange looks when you hook it up at the kid park.
     
  3. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    They have a lover's paradise with locations around here where you can get away for the night or by the hours with your wife or mistress. Even have a garage to hide your car. The rooms are themed, some with waterfalls, pools, hot tubs and yes, some have a swing and some a basket. The basket the girl sits in and you lower it on your cock and spin her and bob her up and down.

    Sounds thrilling.
     
  4. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    I have a hard time understanding how someone would want to fuck that beast
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You mean Chloe, right?
     
  6. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    I dont get it. I like to have some range of motion. Really get my hips into it. Swivel motion with a few short jabs.

    That contraption would just restrict my proclivity to move and shake.
     
  7. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Don't have one but we've considered it.

    :c
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :secret:

    I want to go there! PM me details!!!!
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Our service cashier bought one as a homecumming surprise for her hubby after his 2nd tour in Iraq and she friggin swears by it.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Homecumming. :hhh:
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Too tame. We opted for the roller coaster
     
  12. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    The only time my wife and I get kinky is when we put on our Second Skin body suits. Ive got the purple and tuxedo, wife went with the pink but its getting kinda worn out so we'll be waiting until May for the Summer Collection to drop.

    http://www.secondskinsuit.com/solids.shtml
     
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    Yeah. That dude is fugly
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    How's that? They're weightless when they're on that thing.
     
  15. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    I did it in a hammock once. Suffered severe underside rope burn. Never again.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    How the fuck is she taking 11" on the regular? My wife is almost always too sore for a couple days after and that dude has me by almost 4".

    :mad:
     
  17. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    I dunno but I bet Id hate it. I dont like having things attached to me when its gametime. Our second skins are only used as a way to tell the other that one of us in in heat.
     
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    that family killed his career:facepalm:
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    tmi
     
  20. GHP

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    You ever hear him talk

    lol