Anybody here a home inspector? Does it suck? Do you suck?

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  1. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Discuss, kicking tires looking at options. Fuck I.T.
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Yup there's a roof. You got some walls, windows and a door. They all work.
    I can do this.
     
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    Yep
     
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    Great feedback so far.
     
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    I am going to start filling out all my paperwork as African American since Egypt is technically in Africa.
     
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    I am black, embrace me faggots.
     
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    Power to the people!!
     
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    banksy Eat Ritz VIP

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    You got a big ol' SHNAAAAZ
     
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    Fuck yeah. Hung like a donkey too.
     
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    No homo
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Makes up for the ugly looks.
     
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    banksy Eat Ritz VIP

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    Shnazola

    That's your new name
     
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    Hola, Shnazola!
     
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    I get to sit through 84 hours of boring horseshit. I'm pretty sure I know what the difference between a door and a window is, duh!
     
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    Ive been called worse
     
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    Duhhhhhhrrr this is an outlet. What a dumb occupation.
     
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    Home inspector would be a pretty cool profession
     
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    Coolest thing about it is that if you really suck at it you get tons of work, but the really good home inspectors get run out of the business.
     
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    So basically, if you suck you make decent money, but if you're good, very few people will hire you. Crazy business.
     
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    Prove it.