anybody here ever steal from their parents?

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  1. h5htyt76757j

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    nope, I'm not a thief and if I was I'd still have enough moral fiber not to steal from my parents of all people.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I stole beers butts and booze in highschool
     
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    No but I stole money from my Asian grandmother recently.

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    You fucked that broad. Admit it.
     
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    me so horny
     
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    my mom didn't drink and she smoked those god awful More cigs any kid would rather be caught jacking than smoking.

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    :secret: I did not but OP paid it to give him herpes.
     
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    yep
     
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    Really? :wtf:
     
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    that was my moms strategy. she started smoking marlboros once she realized we were swooping them she switched to virginia slims.once she realized we were stealing those she went to viginia slim ultra lights.once she realized we just broke the butts off them and kept swooping. she switched to virginia slim menthol ultra lights





    game over....enjoy mom
     
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    once i learned that I could walk my lawn mower around the neighborhood and make some $ it was on. I would hustle yard work.painting jobs.gutters etc. make money all week and then buy like a 1/8 of weed, beer and smokes for my pals. maybe make a fort with a rope swing where we would try and get laid by the tomboy skater girls :) good times.
    i guess things really haven't changed all that much for me
     
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    Been stealing from his parents,[​IMG]his whole life.
     
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    How were those Virginia slims? :jj:
     
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    I'd "borrow" my Grandma's earrings in high school. She had some cool stuff back in the day. My intentions were to always return them, until I lost a pair. I felt about as bad as could be about the whole situation.
     
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    disgusting. we soon learned that restaurants had cigarette machines and we could go ninja and get smokes for like $1.25 lol (plus a free book of matches) :)
     
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    Once when's dad kicked me out.
     
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    see post #7

    after my Dad died we were poor as fuck. There wasn't anything to steal.