Anybody here ever use synthetic urine to beat a 5 panel cup test?

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Just asking for a friend. :hide:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you getting a whizzinator?
     
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  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    What the fuck is a 5 panel cup test?
     
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    No.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Prude.
     
  6. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    use this. Make sure to use the Canadian version
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  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    We used to have a cup test at football practice and believe me you didn't want to fail.
     
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  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Hey Chigs...guess what I'm getting this Saturday?
     
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  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Some DMT. :rolleyes:

    If you were really bad ass, you'd be making it yourself.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't know what a "5 panel cup test" is but I assume it's a piss test.

    No time for a cleansing product and cranberry juice? Shit works.
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I never thought of myself as bad ass.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Fucking Stevie. He tries so hard to be edgy. :(
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You'd be bad ass if you made it yourself.

    Receipe is on erowid.com, looks easy enough once you get the ingredients, which are also easily available via mailorder. :hat:
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Isn't dmt the stuff you spray to get rid of weeds and gooks?
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You spelled "recipe" wrong Dave. That kind of sucks.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Mack I can solve this.

    First step is I need to see your penis.
     
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  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :up: That's exactly what my friend ordered.
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    < insert WhizzaNator joke here>
     
  19. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    it's "random"
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :marx: