Anybody here participate in marathons, 10k's, 5k's, etc?

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    If so I hope you have a stroke during your next one and you have to shit in diapers the rest of your life.

    Fucking road-closing, inconveniencing fuckheads. What other "sport" inconveniences so many people other than these assholes?

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    Lolly
     
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    I run, but I don't race. How do you feel about people like me?
     
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    Run like Forrest Gump. Just don't close the roads I pay taxes to drive on.
     
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    Yeah, 1/2 of Spokane was shutdown this weekend for Bloomsday... Go find a different city to run in, faggots. :pissed:
     
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    op has a point
     
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    Cars have the roads 364 days a year. Sit home and enjoy sporting events on tv for 1 day
     
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    I didn't know they took taxes out of welfare checks, who da thunk it.

    I bet you smell extremely bad.
     
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    Our city closes downtown streets for three days for a hippie festival.
     
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    I'd tell you not to breathe through your nose but I know you can't get oxygen any other way with my cock in your throat.
     
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    by "participate" if you mean "watches while eating BBQ potato chips in bed", then sure!
     
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    we close the city for it, but we do it on a sunday morning so nobody is actually trying to get anywhere until its over.
     
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    And that confirms it. You reek.
     
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    Good burn.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    It still makes more sense than the queer thoughts in your head. Do you think about gay sex a lot. That seems weird, unless you are gay:dontknow:
     
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    Closing the roads on a Sunday even sucks for people that live in the area or work on weekends. If that isn't bad enough they have to stay closed for all of the assholes that walk half of the marathon so they can feel like they accomplished something. At least some of the parking garages close before they can all get their cars out to go home. :owned: