Anybody remember the time Ralph got caught dealing drugs?

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  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    How come i never hear that story on the replays/best of?
     
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    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    What happened? He try and trade a dude some ecstacy for a blow job?
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Isn't Shuli's whole job based on scoring party favors? Allegedly.
     
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    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    I cant cut and paste on this stupid tablet but its the 5th paragraph of the 6:05am segment

    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news00/6-19-00.htm
     
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    That makes total sense. Look how coked up hig pitch and joey boots were during the craptacular, just watched it last night. At 6am they couldnt stop shaking, even gary brought it up.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    You learn something new every day at Dawg's. Until today, I didn't know that amyl nitrate was a controlled substance. Poor old Ralph.
     
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    as a newer listener I had no idea, the whole no job thing makes sense now
     
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    The fact that howard stern couldnt use his pull, at the PEAK of his fame, to get ralph back in the club means that whatever Ralph got caught doing was VERY serious.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Last Thursday Howard went out to some fashion show that Sandra Bernhard invited him to. He told Robin the story this morning about how he and Ralph ended up going there together. They also brought Howard's buddy Richie Notar. Howard said he didn't go to the fashion award show, he waited until the party was going on after the show to show up. He said he was having trouble finding something to wear and by the time he was dressed and ready to go it was 11:30. They got to the party around midnight and Howard said there was nothing going on. He couldn't find Sandra Bernhard and there were a lot of people trying to take pictures of him. He and the other guys left and went to a club called Lot 61 but there was nothing going in there either. They eventually ended up at another club called Spa. Howard said that was a fun place to hang out. He said at one point Ralph left the table to walk around and didn't come back. Meanwhile Howard and Richie were having fun just hanging out. Then someone came up to Howard and said that Ralph was kicked out for dealing drugs. Howard said he knows that Ralph didn't have any drugs on him when they went there so it had to be a mistake.
     
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    He's got disgusting berries all over his face!

    Does Ralph call in to the show anymore? During the end of the terrestrial run and the start of Sirius he'd call every day but by Artie's last year and after that (up to at least about two years ago when I stopped listening) he rarely ever called in.
     
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    I do remember JD needed a few days off after some bad Chinese food given/sold to him by someone on staff.
     
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    ...ralph didnt need to sell any drugs he was rolling in money he took off tabletops that was left behind for waitress and waiter tips.
     
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    A.k.a. Berries.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Didn't Stern get investigated in the late 80's for talking about getting coke for the guests during one of his pay per view events?

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    I don't remember that, but I remember when he got caught stealing tips from a table. Scumbag.
     
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    I can't believe Ralph didn't get more shit for stealing tips and not putting his ante in the card game.

    Artie started giving it to him but then he backed down.

    Howchie must have given him the stink eye.
     
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    Did Ralph also ever get a DUI? I was watching an old YouTube show when the guys went to Howard's house in the Hamptons. I remember Jon Hein and Artie saying they were there. Ralph got really drunk and ended up taking the bus home to Jersey City. When they were telling the story on a Monday, Robin let it slip that "since Ralph doesn't drive anymore". Can anyone find out through public records if he got a DUI?
     
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    How long was that tear the Wig always brags about, I say about 2 months...
     
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    And I'm thinking that even if it was 2 months, they all went out like 3 times in that span of time.
     
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