WTF Anybody think I fly too much?

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  1. JesusTwinsBiggestFan

    JesusTwinsBiggestFan Well-Known Member

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    this is just spirit airline . i also have southwest in between these dates but i cant get my history from their site. it was cool at first but now im burned out. anybody have to travel for work like me or has in the past?
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    those are all like 30 minute flights..so if you add it all up its like one round trip to europe or some shit..
     
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    Sand Deeyeygo to Vegas

    :secret: drug mule :jj:
     
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    going to airport, sitting thru security, waiting to get on plane, hotels. the time in the air is the easy part
     
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    you're right...that part is a pain in the ass..
     
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    My office and shop is 4 minutes from my house.
     
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    La to SD sounds crazy to me. Isn't it like a 90min drive?

    That like a 12 min flight?
     
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    What is it like to be a drug mule? :munch:
     
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    When you're shitting out the condoms full of drugs, do they hold a gun to your head until they're all out? :munch:
     
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    Quit being a pussy

    I fly every week and a lot farther than that for at least 12 years

    I always say they don't pay me what they do to sit behind a desk
     
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    High end escort. No question.
     
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    I need clearance Clarence. What's the Vector, Victor?
     
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    Better you than me. I used to fly about once a month and couldn't handle it.
     
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    Is there a preferred condom for drug mules? :munch:
     
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    http://www.livescience.com/13878-health-hazards-air-travel.html

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    I hate flying. I have to get Xanax from the secretary just to get on a plane. After 3 or 4, I'm ready to fly the fucker. Wonder drug.