Anybody want to watch a meltdown?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Mar 20, 2015.

  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    everybody block smoopy and watch him freak the fuck out.

    P.S. you'll have to logoff to watch him go ballistic.
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    and he has me blocked so he won't see this thread. :mrpeanut:
     
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  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    ryan lucas
     
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  4. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    He's already posting to himself 3-4 times in a row because so many people have blocked him :giggle:
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Take away what he wants the most: attention.
     
  6. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    "Do you know the Muffin Man?"
    "WTF?:mad:"
     
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  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :umm:
     
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  8. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    i'm almost starting to feel sorry for the marblehead.

    almost.
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Don't.
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Can somebody please explain this whole Schmoopy/Schmippy thing? I don't get it at all.
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    He desperately wants to have more posts than chuckz
     
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  12. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    I can't block him......
     
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  13. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    It's shtick where he pretends he's different people. "Schmoopy" did something? Nope. That was Schmippy. They also have different personalities. It's an alter-ego thing.

    I feel dumber for typing this out, and I hope you feel dumber for reading it. :jj:
     
  14. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    He already does.


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  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    He wants it to stay that way.
     
  16. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    I love how he has to let everyone know he was born on Long Island, like that's some kinda accomplishment.

    My mother was born on Long Island and she's a crazy cunt. Must be something in the hospital air.
     
  17. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    It's his biggest accomplishment in life right up there next to his swimming participation trophy :backlol:
     
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    larryluncg Empty VIP

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    how old are you mack?
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I've blocked and unblocked him a couple of times, inspired by this thread. :jj:
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Define irony:

    The person with the most posts on the board literally only has about 5 posts