Anyone awake? I'm ready to kill my co-workers...

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  1. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    It's a night from hell. Stupid aides refusing to do their work, nurses refusing to wear the walkie talkie so I can talk to them directly, instead I have to leave my desk and hunt them down. Someone talk me off this ledge!! I need to survive until 7am. Then I get four days off.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    I'm awake. I assume you work in a hospital. Take one of those morphine drip IVs off a patient and jab it into your arm. That should get you through to 7:00.
     
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    Barely awake. I say kill em all...or don't
     
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  4. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    Versed or propofol would be better! Then I won't remember anything.
     
  5. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Post a pick of yourself in the sexy nurse outfit.
     
  6. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    Can't! I'm not a nurse. Just a lowly monitor tech.
     
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    This made me lol:

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    See that knife in the kitchen? Yeah pick it up...

    See that nurse in the hallway. Yeah, stab her in the arm (non lethal) She's a nurse, she'll be fine

    See that monitor you are teching. Smash the orderly over the head with it and then say, oh what a lovely day.

    OH and




    Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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    i never sleep...

    what you need a dick joke or something?
     
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    All i took from it is this guy has aids
     
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    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    I'm a chick by the way!
     
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    All i took from it is this chick has the aids :)

     
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  13. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    Sure, you got some good ones,? It'll take my mind off this mess
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yea i got nothing...

    let me cut and paste a random joke

    Why don't Italians like Jehova's Witnesses?


    Italians don't like... no witnesses.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    that is what they all say
     
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    Hmm. Don't know how to prove it, and no, I'm not posting any nude pics to prove it!! Isn't my screen name kinda feminine? Maybe it just seems that way to me
     
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    You'll do it when you get up here. :shitcoffee:
     
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    Just busting your balls
     
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    I said I was a chick!! :pissed:. (I've been waiting to use this cute angry guy)
     
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    ???