Entertainment Anyone believe Billy Joel's new wife is 33

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    More like 33 going on 45.


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    Looks like a smoker
     
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    Rode hard and such...

    There sure is no fool like an old fool though.

    Although it will drive Beff further toward insanity in her islolated chimneyed tomb by the sea, so I guess it's a good thing.
     
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  4. EmperorsNewCaps

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    didn't that katie lee marriage last a week?

    What's the over/under on this one? A weekend?
     
  5. MrWarmth

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    Stop that scarf shit already you fucking faggots. Who are you, Enrico Caruso?!
     
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    Ugh. So, so, so VERY sad. To think of all the money he will lose in the divorce. And how much of it could have gone to Bianca's Furry Friends instead. So sad indeed.
     
  7. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    No. He's Howard Stern the "King of Gay Scarves in Summer"
     
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    Ugh. So, so, so VERY sad. To think of all the money he will lose in the divorce. And how much of it could have gone to Bianca's Furry Friends instead. So sad indeed.
     
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    He'll never do as well as he did with Brinkley.
     
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    my guess is she's closer to around 42 and her pregnancy was a complete surprise. she looks about that age.
    if she really is in her early 30's it's pretty obvious to me, she isn't going to age well. she isn't a natural blonde and she has brown eyes, aging is in the genes. some people through no fault of their own look old at 32.
     
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    Aging. It's a bitch to both genders, but still better than the alternative.

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    Alexis Roderick was an executive at Morgan Stanley before meeting Joel. News reports say she owns properties in the Hamptons. Maybe she did not marry him for his money, and they have a prenup?
    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...organ-stanley-exec-heating-article-1.205934#i
     
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    Fucking garden gnome.
     
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    ...she needs to take lessons from beth to get that gold digger look of ecstasy just right.

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    I'd say her stated age is about as authentic as her hair color. ;)
     
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    Look at those lines around her eyes. She must be one of those people that works all day and doesn't get much sleep. That must be the secret how Beth looks so young. She just lays on the floor all day and doesn't age.
     
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    Billy's eyes have that 'going back to Shawshank' look....
     
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    she looks at least 42
     
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