WTF Anyone doing anything noteworthy for your midlife crisis?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    I'm talking to recruiters and contemplating moving to another part of the country.

    You do anything noteworthy?
     
  2. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    at 39 I left N.J. for Phoenix.
    now I'm 62...............what's next ?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    why move ?
    where do you live?
    i have been happy to just visit places and live there for a few months

     
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    Contemplating between a BMW and a dodge charger with the hellcat motor.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    Suffer from a psychotic break (already in progress).
     
  7. DaTenses

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    I pulled a Ronnie/Benjy and dyed my beard. Shit looked weird so I went back to the salt-n-pepper. That's about as drastic as it got.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Grew my hair out.

    Worked out very well for me, I'm happy.

    :davetoke:
     
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    Midlife crisis. Feh. Everyone knows if they're lucky enough they're gonna get old. Waaahhh.

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    I bought a 2015 z28....
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Did that 2 summers ago. I went with a BMW. Very happy, always drove pickups. Quite a learning curve for me.
     
  12. Dorb

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    Almost 72. Moving to a cemetary next. :rip2:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Lucky.
     
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    I bought a $5000 zero turn mower

    Sadly even in my midlife crisis I'm practical and boring
     
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    Retirement, throw on some Grand Funk Railroad, smoke weed by the poolside.
     
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    yosemite sam VIP Extreme Gold

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    Thats almost older than dave.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Depends where I go afterwards. :satanfire:
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Dave's not here!
     
  19. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Lexapro.
     
  20. Mr Cachexic

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    im writing an autobiography about my future comedy career

    seems like that fits here
     
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