Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, May 28, 2016.
Any plans for special positions, maneuvers, costumes, or finishing moves?
I have to go and feed the wife and I will be lucky if I finish or keep all my fingers....so you know what fuck you I am scared...
OP is a weird motherfucker
Homeboy be fishin'.
I wore some kinda trashy shorts to a party.
Rock it Jayla!
I have a coupon for $10 off a $40 purchase at a store in the mall, good on Memorial Day only. I will reach a heightened state of arousal when I couple this with savings from the 50% off rack
You are living my dream! I live vicariously through you.
Hardly. This was sui generis. They are festive. Once a yr thing.
Noted, and regressed. Carry on.
I take back my regression if said jean shorts showed pockets and/or cut-off strands.
My hope is that maybe by Monday she'll be sufficiently rested up from her shitty business trip to put more effort into it. Today was pretty perfunctory. Of course she did fall in a parking lot at the airport Friday and bust her knees and hand up pretty good and got a pedicure with a unsterilized tool last monday that made her big toe swell up and hurt.
Still, if you make exceptions once, they get soft. Gotta push on through.
I'm going to give this move a try tomorrow
I'm gonna try something called "Sparklers":
"Have sex like you normally would, but do it while holding lit sparklers. At least six per person. And make sure they stay lit! See how it changes the way you interact with each other’s bodies. Your sensual touch becomes slower, more focused, possibly even slightly terrified. When you reach out for an embrace, you have to be extra careful or… oh crap, you just burned her boob! And you’re pretty sure your balls are on fire. Next time you make love, maybe you won’t be in such a hurry."
I just ate my woman's ass out if that counts.
You know a little of this a little of that