Anyone Else Feeling a little Food-Poisoned this Morning?

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  1. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Uncle ITP may have had a wee-bit too much last night. . . . .

    My rough total (I don't remember every detail): probably about 4 stouts, a half bottle of muscadine wine, and a few different kinds of liquor in coffee and shots. Probably around 10 drinks in total, but damn, it's the mixing that really hurts.

    Woke up with the hungover-hornies and threw the wife a few ropes. Hot and steamy shower afterwards. . . . . still feel like ass.

    And one more Christmas party to go to this evening. . . . .

    The holidays are fucking brutal.
     
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    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    Threw her ropes... gross! lol!
     
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    thats a lot to drink, I bet you would have blew about a .20
     
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    Probably. It's too much to drink in the first place, but the mixing really did a job on me. Wine, beer, and liquor. Holy crap.

    Haven't vomited yet. Have a short car-trip in a few hours. . . . . we'll see if a mid-travel stop on the side of the road will be in order. . . .
     
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    The fuck does "threw her ropes" mean?
     
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    Yes!
     
  7. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Have a fifth of Kentucky's finest bourbon in the freezer...Been there for a week.....Waiting for my friends to show up and help me with it.....................
     
  8. itpdude

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    What do you think of all these Goddamn Yankees getting into the bourbon act?

    A decade ago, they looked down their noses.

    Fucking poseurs.
     
  9. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    They hate that their women love us on sight...........Trying to be us......They'll only hurt themselves trying..............