Anyone else going out for Thanksgiving dinner?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Onion, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    Me and Mrs. Onion are going to the golf course for ours. :cheer:

    We have no kids or relatives within 1,200 miles. :dancin:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL


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  3. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    This thread is unstoppable. :grad:
     
  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Who the FUCK is onion?
     
  5. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    people bitch about walmart being open on Thanksgiving but not restaurants
     
  6. Billy Brown

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    I like when she makes the pig nose in that gif. :pig:
     
  7. Onion

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    :bigthink
     
  8. VAsiCkBoy

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    We're having Thanksgiving dinner tonight because my Sister is going out of town for the weekend.
    I'm actually glad because I will be able to go to the strip club tomorrow night and not be all full.
     
  9. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i'm meeting my ex-wife and daughter at a restaurant for all the fixings. no dishes to clean up. :cheer:
     
  10. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    Thank God for restaurants for being open or I would go tungry.
     
  11. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i knew you were married before
    but eww you procreated
    ewwwwwwww
     
  12. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I have a table for one reserved at the sizzler! :woot:
     
  13. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    Now that's a party.
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    you practically live at the strip club :eek:











    maybe I'm a litle jealous
     
  15. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    They should offer a free cyanide capsule instead of an after dinner mint for people like me
     
  16. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth HELPED BUILD THIS DUMP Gold

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    Don't forget the Indian Headdress, Shecky
     
  17. VAsiCkBoy

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    I've never been to one on Thanksgiving because I'm always too full. There's a first time for everything.
     
  18. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    Strip clubs are the best on Thanksgiving!!
     
  19. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I bet you're ex wife is doing pretty well for herself and you're kind of like Mrs. Doubtfire huh?
     
  20. VAsiCkBoy

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    And I don't have to work Friday :cheer: I will be taking a cab and getting wasted!